I came home to find treasure on the counter!
Most people would just assume that their roommate had left them cookies. Some people might worry about turning into a giant or shrinking down to thimble size. I mean, Alice trusted the "Eat me" signs, and I guess it worked out okay.
One cookie consumed. Pretty sure I'm the same size. A proper scientific test would suggest I need to eat a least a couple more. So I will. For science!