Dear future boyfriend(s)/husband,
If today is any indication of the future, you would come home from a long day at work to me wearing a tank top, undies, knee socks, and my hair in two very messy pigtails. But really, come on, who wouldn't want to come home to this mess?
Now, would you be a dear and bring me a glass of wine? I have work I need to pretend I'm doing.